Leave the young hoes alone!

Hello ladies and gents. This post was inspired by a friend of mine, because he is going through what I call the "young baby mama drama syndrome". Of course, his baby mama is young, dumb, and well you know the rest. But here's the kicker: she's gay, and trying to do all she can to make his life miserable by getting her daughter back (after the girl done practically plopped the girl in his lap, because she don't want to handle all the responsibility of being a mother. SMH)



Anyway, so he told me a brief story about how she did some trifling ass stuff for Christmas with their child. I thought that was so sad and pitiful. So as I was getting my sons ready for bed, I was thinking of the sure-fire signs that a guy needs to leave young ass females alone. Here is my list.



1. If a guy is dating a female more than 3 years his junior, AND she's between the ages of 18-21, LEAVE THAT YOUNG BITCH ALONE.



2. If she is of legal age and sucking her thumb like she's a little kid, LEAVE THAT YOUNG BITCH ALONE.



3. If she calls your house pretending to be some random hoe you ain't never heard of or met before (using her juvenile schemes to get you caught up for some shit you didn't do), LEAVE THAT YOUNG BITCH ALONE.



Here's my personal favorite right here:

4. If you ask a girl how old she is, and she tells you an older age. You ask to see her state ID or driver's license and she refuses or skirts away from the question, THAT'S RIGHT FELLAS, LEAVE THAT YOUNG BITCH ALONE.



See, when you weed out these young ass broads, your chances of being caught up and with children are lower. But when you hook up with some young broad who is only good for one thing, guess what? You might as well get ready to break some serious bread for the dumb ass mistake you made. I hate to generalize all men when I say this, but there are a good percentage of y'all out there who refuse to date a woman your own age, and end up settling with some young ass chick who still got Similac on her breath and can barely wipe her ass good. Y'all have a tendency to get ya nose extra open and wind up having a baby with this chick. Some time down the line, she done had about all she could stand as far as being your girl and your baby mama, and she wants to end it all (child included). So now this leaves you holding the bag (literally), while she done picked up and moved on being footloose and fancy damn free. And God forbid if she done "switched teams" on ya ass!

So fellas, if you want to save yourself some of the headache with being with a young chick, here's a suggestion: LEAVE THEM YOUNG BITCHES ALONE. All they do is cause you grief and an empty wallet later on.

Until the next post, Peace and Blessings
Untouched Jewel

P.S. If anyone has anymore sure-fire signs to leave young chicks alone, feel free to post them in the comments section. I will surely be reading them, and getting the best laugh of my life.