6.18.2011

Are you 'bout it...Or truly doubt it?!

Hey ladies and gents, it's ya girl Untouched Jewel...in the buildin (on the late night creep) lol.

I was cleaning up my kitchen and was on FB (mobile), and I had a conversation about somethin that just made me kinda laugh yet shake my head at the same time. When it comes to sex, you have some people who are down for whatever. Then, you have those who are full of hot gas...figuratively. I say that, because those that are full of themselves are always the ones who ain't bout sh**!



One thing I truly cannot stand is a dude who brags about how much of a stallion he is in the bed, when in reality he's a dud. What really chaps my ass is when you are on the internet sellin wolf tickets with that foolishness. It's like...who the hell are you foolin, Monkey Johnson? I know one thing is for certain, when it comes to sex, I don't brag. Don't have time for it. I let my sexual abilities speak for itself, and just let the sex partner be the mouthpiece (because they are gonna be that anyway). What kind of fool would I be to talk about "I got that good & wet that'll make you holler", when I don't? What if my kitty was all bad & dry as the Sahara Desert? That's not something I would want to advertise, let alone want anyone to know. Sure, everybody's opinion differs, but if there is a consensus that your sex is bad, chances are you are a hot horrible mess and your stock is definitely gonna plummet and crash like an airplane when the engines fail.


All I'm sayin is don't perpetrate and front like you're the sh**. Nothin is more trifling than to see someone make a fool of themselves, and you are on the other end knowing different. What do you have to gain from lying about your sex? Are you afraid that you are gonna get some and the other person is wishing they could've had a V8? No matter how much you lie about your sex skills, it's gonna get exposed if you aren't careful. In the great and very truest words of the late MC Breed: "AIN'T NO FUTURE IN YA FRONTIN!"

Until Next Post,
Peace & Blessings,
Untouched Jewel

2 comments:

♥ CG ♥ said...

I hear ya, lady. Like you said, anything that is done well should speak for itself....especially the mattress mambo :-)

Untouched Jewel said...

I agree CG. It's too many mofos on some other stuff that got diarrhea of the mouth shootin off about my d does this and my d does that. What it may do for one or a few, it don't do the same for every woman. Men need to understand that if it is all that, they don't need to be the spokesperson for their own capabilities. If they put it down good enough, the ladies will come to a consensus and that speaks for itself.