Where was I at when you married that skank?!

Hello ladies and gents. I know this title sounds brash, but it's there to prove a point.

I've been seeing a trend that makes me shake my head at some of the things most men do. Before you men go on a tirade about why you think I'm bashing all men, let me make this clear. I said MOST MEN, not ALL MEN. Know the difference between the two. Now, I'm seeing where there are men who are going around getting at women that would make Mary Magdalene blush, and wifing them something fierce. I'm not talking go to the Justice of the Peace at a city hall type thing. I'm talking spending thousands of dollars, huge wedding parties, designer wedding dress and tuxedo type wedding. Oh yes!

I don't know what kind of coochie game these hoes are putting down, but it sure is enough to have a man's nose wide open to want to wife her up. And the irony of it all is there are good women out here holding it down and doing something positive with their lives, and still get passed up for a hoe. I DON'T GET IT!!!!!!! What is it that a hoe has that a good woman don't have (besides stretched out coochie after she done been around the world and I, I ,I….)?

Here's a prime example of exactly what I'm talking about. Back in 2002, I worked at Wherehouse Music in the Ladera Heights section of Los Angeles. One Saturday night I had to work until closing, so of course my job is in an area where you see celebrities, and the scene is poppin on the weekends. Anyway, I'm working the register at the store, and this fine (AND I DO MEAN FINE) guy and his girlfriend came into the store. Just imagine some stripper at Magic City in Atlanta sliding on a pole smelling like "Bodussy"—that's what the girlfriend looked like. LOL. So….. they came in the store looking around at CD's and other products. I went to ask them if they were looking for anything in particular and if so I could help them. The fine guy was looking for a particular CD, so I was sifting through the catalog of CD's, and some hip-hop song came on. Out of the corner of my eye, this broad bent over and started shaking her ass in his crotch. I was like WTF?! I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Had she done any more than what she was doing, I swear she would have probably come out of her clothes and started screwing this guy in the store window (and yes, the store window was big).

Now as all that was taking place, the first thing I thought was: "What the fuck does he see in her? Hell, he could have chose me! I'm cute with clothes on, and my hurrr (LOL) is done, too." But I guess to each his own, right? *sighs* I digress.

The thing I want to know is why are men who got something going for themselves bypassing good women for skanks, strippers and skeezers to marry? Are these chicks dropping it like it's hot in the bedroom to tickle your fancy? What?! They must be breaking a ninja off that snapdragon coochie so tough, a man is more than likely going to introduce her to his mama the next day, huh? Or even better than that, a fine guy dating Chubakka….*throws my hands up like the dudes from "Do The Right Thing"*

In my honest and more than likely will be scrutinized opinion, men need to get their proverbial glasses fixed. Reason being: THEY ARE LOOKING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION FOR A CHICK THAT AIN'T TWO SHITS WORTH OF NOTHIN! Yeah, I said it. Sue me! It makes no sense at all to bypass a woman with good qualities, sense and the presentation to the 'rents to boot for a hoe. You know the broad had a reputation 5 minutes before she approached you and yet still you managed to get your nose WIDE open, while she sexing you real good and taking all your money. Men, if you want a quality woman, by all means DO BETTER THAN WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

Until next post,

Peace & Blessings,

Untouched Jewel